ClubCapriAnderson.com; John Sciulli/Getty ImagesTurns out Capri Anderson acted like Charlie Sheen's hooker not too long ago.
The porn star who allegedly witnessed the actor's hotel-room freakout last week ironically played a hooker this summer in a short erotic comedy called The Celebrity Killer Vol. III: Charlie Sheen—more than three months before some reports mistakenly pegged her as an actual working girl while linking her to Sheen.
Don't worry, it gets weirder...
The Caravaggio Films production features Anderson stripping down to her delicates and seducing a goggles-wearing actor who's supposed to be Sheen—an admitted former patronizer of prostitutes—followed by a rapid-fire succession of scenes featuring Anderson's thong-clad behind, barely feigned simulated sex, and a game of Connect Four.
"Charlie Sheen: Now that's a guy who had the world in the palm of his hand and he still does. For he was a big movie star who loved hookers," begins Celebrity Killers' "Right on, dude!" narration.
"He was one of Heidi Fleiss' best customers and he didn't care who knew about it," the disembodied voice continues. "Charlie Sheen was honest when most people wouldn't be and he was rewarded because the public accepted him, as he will forever be known as Hollywood's likable bad boy...That's why I think guys like Tigers Woods could learn a thing or two from the Charlie Sheen handbook. So now, for your viewing pleasure, and mine, I'm going to give you a super sexy taste of what it's like to be the great Charlie Sheen."
Meanwhile, the great Charlie Sheen is getting divorced and the whole "likable bad boy" thing is once again up for debate.
And while it's unclear whether things have changed since her name went bold-faced, the film's director, Renato Caravaggio, tells E! News that Anderson told him when they shot in July that "she wanted to get away from the adult-entertainment business."
Then she moved to New York right after they shot the film in Vegas, he says.
"I don't think she knew Charlie Sheen at that point," Caravaggio says. "She never mentioned anything at all."
—Additional reporting by Aly Weisman