Anything Levi Johnston can do, everyone in the world Bristol Palin can do better. With less controversy. And subsequent media whoring. And general all-around creepiness.
And so it is with her first foray into music video vixening, as, just days after Levi's opus premiered on E! Online, the Dancing With the Stars hoofer made her debut in "Inside This World of Mine," by Alaska's own Static Cycle. In the video, which has yet to be released in full, Sarah Palin's firstborn (and DWTS' second choice?) plays an Alaskafied Mother Nature, complete with icy eyebrows and lashes, and dons a mink coat throughout.
Um, paging PETA. Still, way to kick Levi where it hurts, Bristol. In the publicity department.