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Jenny Says: "Scotland just threw up."
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The Perp: Kelly Bensimon at Nickelodeon's Beyond the Backpack celebrity auction
The Real Housewives of New York star looks satchels-of-gold-style loopy in this Scottish, schoolgirl-inspired ensemble. We're gonna venture that it's a hot mess with the short plaid skirt and shapeless, oversize blouse. But since we can't hear her explanation of this outfit, it's up to you to provide the crazy.
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