"It's boredom. No other reason than that."
—Brad Pitt, telling the U.K.'s Sun the reason behind that sorry excuse for a beard
Of course, we're not really sure what that means.
It would be one thing if he said he simply hasn't had time to cut it off, seeing how he's been pretty busy hanging out with Angelina Jolie and their kids in Venice, Italy. But boredom?
Hey Brad, if you're bored, then find something more to do. Like shave!
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