Poll: Where Should Balloon Boy Fly Off to Next?

Pondering the life choices available for nonflying, attic-hiding Falcon Heene

If you're like us, you spent your weekend wondering about Balloon Boy's next move. What? You have a life? We envy you.

For our part, we've been pondering the options available to B.B. (aka Falcon Heene), especially in light of the criminal charges facing his parents.

Poll

Crashing to Earth Poll

What's Balloon Boy's next move?

Kate Plus 8 Plus Balloon Boy!

Kate Plus 8 Plus Balloon Boy!

23.2%

Alien spokesboy for Roswell, New Mexico, Tourism Bureau

Alien spokesboy for Roswell, New Mexico, Tourism Bureau

8.6%

Legally changing his name to Attic Boy

Legally changing his name to Attic Boy

13.4%

Getting raised by wolves for improved parenting

Getting raised by wolves for improved parenting

54.8%

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