Megan Fox Can't Insult Her Way Out of Transformers

Director Michael Bay confirms preproduction has begun on sequel, due out July 1, 2011, and that actress will be back

You know you're talented good looking when not even calling your boss Hitler gets you booted from the job.

Not that Megan Fox needed any further proof of her genetic superiority.

Popcorn flick panderer extraordinaire Michael Bay has confirmed that Fox will not only be back for Transformers 3, but that the robots in disguise will be hitting theaters nearly a full year earlier than he previously announced.

Oh, and did we mention it's already in the works?

"Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story," Bay wrote on his official blog. (Thanks for the heads-up, but we'll believe it when we see it, Michael.)

"The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012."

And as for that acid-tongued, talk-first think-later leading lady of his? Here's hoping she's got a good health plan...

"P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep."

Don't forget random pissing off of crew members.

"As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you."