Lindsay Lohan Freaks Out With Twitter Rant

LiLo chastises her GF on the microblogging site while John Mayer shows everyone how to properly deny a romance

By Jennifer Cady Sep 10, 2009 6:00 PMTags
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Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan fighting is nothing new, we know. But seriously, LiLo needs to learn when to stop the twittering.

It never makes her look like the downtrodden victim of SamRo's abuse or whatever she's going for.

No, it makes her look crazy. Just try to make sense of any of this:

"can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you...for being a friend before a sell-out...the term "self out" was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight...For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********"

Who knows what any of that means.

All we do know is Lohan's superangry at SamRo and for some reason can't BBM her or call her or e-mail her, or just do anything that might be remotely private.

In other, more fun Twitter news, yesterday John Mayer was accused of secretly sleeping with Kristin Cavallari for the past two years. This is how he cleared up that rumor:

"I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis."

Yes, John's Twitter response is definitely better than any denial a rep would ever give. So we owe him a "well played." It always feel so wrong when he legitimately amuses us...

And that's it for today in Twitterland.

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