Non-Rhyming Poem Kills Real Chance of Sex Appeal

The heartbreak of poetic injustice

By Peter Gilstrap Aug 11, 2009 9:52 PMTags

After failing to find elusive reality-show love on the first season of Real Chance of Love, zany horndog brothers Real and Chance continue their quest with another group of quality females.

Women like Blonde Baller, Spanish Fly, Hot Wings and Junk. Oh yeah, there's actually one named Classy.

And let's not forget sweet, overly-sincere Apple, who lessens her chances by foolishly introducing an original haiku poem into her stab at romance. How does it work out?

Girl with name of fruit
Chest is too flat for this show
Idiot confused