Your gramps is a Hollywood god. Your dad has a couple of Oscars on the shelf. Your stepmom is insanely hot. And you?
Just got busted for allegedly trying to sell a boatload of meth...
Yep, it sucks to be Cameron Douglas.
The 30-year-old actor, whose familial credits (son of Michael Douglas, stepson of Catherine Zeta-Jones and grandson of Kirk Douglas) far outweigh his onscreen ones (remember the cable movie Adam and Eve—nope, neither do we), is reportedly cooling his heels in a federal lockup after a July 28 bust.
According to the New York Post, the younger Douglas, who already has a 2007 cocaine arrest on his rap sheet, was caught in a swanky NYC hotel trying to sell half a pound of crystal meth.
No official comment from the feds or Team Douglas, who are no doubt really psyched about the turn of events.
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In happier news, today is National Megan Fox Awareness Day.