Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist? Ageless-Wonder Edition

Guess which starlet had a rough shopping day

Hippie chic has obviously been the in trend for a while now, but some stars just don't know how to pull it off. Especially when the gal in question looks like she just got lost digging through Cheech and Chong's closet. Think you know which Hollywood "trendsetter" looked totally out of it and age-inappropriate while shopping at the vintage store Hernandez Furniture?

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Guess the Gossip: Tues., July 14, 2009

Which antique-shopping babe looked too ancient herself?

<b>Diane Keaton</b>, superwrinkly and puffing on a cigarette while shopping, leaving the store owner </i>pissed</i>

Diane Keaton, superwrinkly and puffing on a cigarette while shopping, leaving the store owner pissed

14.3%

<b>Mary-Kate Olsen</b>, so hunchbacked fellow customers thought she was going to collapse into the couch she was eyeing

Mary-Kate Olsen, so hunchbacked fellow customers thought she was going to collapse into the couch she was eyeing

22.3%

<b>Kirsten Dunst</b>, looking totally strung-out and hungover from the night before as she browsed rugs

Kirsten Dunst, looking totally strung-out and hungover from the night before as she browsed rugs

63.3%

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Answer: Mary-Kate Olsen!

That's right, while the apparently prettier twin, Ashley Olsen, was having a romantic weekend with Hangover hottie Justin Bartha, Mary-Kate was looking everything but put-together as she shopped on Santa Monica Boulevard. "She looked like hell," was how a fellow shopper actually put it.

"She had the worst posture I've ever seen. She was totally hunched and drowning in what looked like a man's white dress shirt. And her skin—it looked like a drug addict's! She was so pale and scrawny. And she looked old."

Sorry, Mary-Kate, but that vampire look isn't working for ya. Robert Pattinson would not approve. Maybe hit up the tanning salon (spray, obvs), gain a few pounds and don't wear sloppy leftovers from the night before while you're out in public! Oh how we miss the It Takes Two days.

This 23-year-old girl looks decades older than she should. Stress maybe? After all, Ash is so the cuter one now. Don't you agree?

—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder