Yes, that would be an inside peek at Bruce Willis and his new wife's, Emma Heming, interesting photo shoot. Don't get us wrong, there's something über-creepy about their W spread, but Bruce actually looks—dare we say—quite doable in the pics! Yummier than when he was Demi and Ashton's tagalong bitch, that's for sure.
While D & A are busy mesmerizing the world with their tweets, by the look of these pics, it seems B.W. is spending less time on his BlackBerry and more time in the bedroom getting his freak on with his new babe.
Is this S&M fetish what got Bruce to walk down the aisle again after swearing off marriage forever? Whatever Emma's got him hooked on seems to be working, 'cause the newlyweds are actually quite happy together. No news is good news in this town folks, and we haven't heard a terribly nasty peep about Mr. and Mrs. Willis. Shocking stuff in Hollywood, ain't it? Guess this kinkiness is the secret to a happy marriage. Just don't see how anybody could manage anything close to an erection with outfits like that on, but whatever.
What do you think—hot or scary?