Jen Aniston Agrees With Us About her Awful Love Life and Career

Jennifer Aniston acknowledges that she’s made bad choices with her movies and her men–like we’ve been tellin' ya!

It actually seems like Jen's slowly making progress in picking herself back up...

We've been telling you again and again and again how Jen Aniston really needs to raise her standards with both her movies and her men before it's too late and all the good ones go to fresher, perkier stars. But now Jen's actually listening! Jenny received the top honor of the night at the Women in Film 2009 Crystal and Lucy Awards, pretty ironic since that's where she chose to finally admit how truly awful her taste in flicks (and fellas) has been the last few years. Took long enough. Ani's self-deprecating acceptance speech, which included her looking for a project called Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Male, was hilarious, and more importantly, dead-on. The first step is admitting you have a problem, babe, right?

We've heard from very good sources that J.A. was definitely hooking up with hottie Hangover star Bradley Cooper! Don't think we're at Bradifer status here, though. In fact, not a peep about the two of you in weeks! Did it fizzle that fast? Can't he be the "adult stable male" you're searching for, Jen? Sure, he plays a goof-off in the movie, and B.C. sorta resembles Matthew McConaughey Lite, but he's a helluva lot more upstanding than your last group of suitors. Hurry and grab that back before Audrina Patridge picks him up like she did that other new H'wood hunk, Chris Pine! Or at least sign onto The Hangover 2!

And if Jen's next movies are any indication of where her life is going, Jen should be pregnant by the time The Baster comes out. Here's hoping. And Bradley's the daddy, let's pray, not poopy John Mayer. And we're sure this will all be around the same time that Angie picks up another kid from overseas, natch.

—Additional reporting by Becky Bain