Twitterverses: Trouble in Paradise for Miley & Justin?

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have matching melancholy status updates, and their bad moods are clearly contagious to some of the other stars!

Given the very mopey updates on Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston's Twitter accounts over the past 24 hours, we can't help but be a bit concerned for the state of their romance. Either that, or they're feeling the pains of separation, as Ms. Hannah Montana is currently in Savannah, Ga., filming her latest movie.

Justin is complaining of insomnia and quoting John Mayer's breakup tune, "Dreaming With a Broken Heart," asking, "Do I have to fall asleep with roses in my hands?"

He's also crying: "How many tears are in* there? They've gotta run out soon right?"

His pop-tart lady love is feeling rather somber herself. "Why does saying good-bye hurt so much," she ponders, and later writes, "Life will go on. you will smile again...we will smile again."

Their dour moods appear to have spread throughout the celebrity Twitterverse...

• Melissa Gilbert is getting defensive about rumors that 90210 vixen Shannen Doherty broke up her marriage to Bo Brinkman. "Shannen Doherty didn't break up anything, my 1st husband & I were separated when they had their fling & Shannen was in her 20s," she writes in one message, adding in another, "Also, they say that I fell in love with RL when I was 14 and he was 17...Huh!?! We are the same age. We met at 14 in love at 17..."

• Sherri Shepherd is onto us because we're all repeating her food-related tweets—stuff like, "Messued up a little last night...had fried calamari and fried catfish. gotta stay away from the soul food! Back on track today. gym at 3pm"—and tattling to her trainer. "So much for 'what goes on Twitter stays on Twitter'!"

• At least Nia Vardalos was understanding about the situation. "@SherriEShepherd Been sabotaged by fried calamari too. A 'frenemy' jammed piece in my mouth. Then I picked up the plate, licked it," she sympathizes. "Hon, every day say: I am hot. I am beautiful. Control-Top Spanx were invented for a reason. I am hot. I am beautiful..."

• A ton of star tweeps are getting rightfully riled up about the Laura Ling and Euna Lee situation in North Korea. Ashton Kutcher is the most vocal of the bunch. "The Ling and Lee families are directing people to the UN and State Department to demand action on behalf of Laura and Euna."

• But The Office's Mindy Kaling is in a good mood. Sorta. "In my apocalypse stash: sour patch kids, fruit leather, licorice, a weathered photo of my dead husband, and a chin up bar."

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