Denise Richards is a member of our family here at E!; we love and support each other through the rumor whoopsies, heartbreaks, naked photo shoots, sunburns, DWTS eliminations. You know, just about everything any normal household would go through.
So of course we're going to be there for our It's Complicated star when she tries to sell her funbags and hooha in a FunnyOrDie video. Don't worry, it's for jokes, guys, but still we feel obligated to help her get her message out to as many people as possible.
Now gather round and try to count the sexual euphemisms.