• Sarah Chalke, Jason Lewis, Alicia Silverstone and a bunch of other famous people have parodied the National Organization for Opposite Marriage's "Gathering Storm" ad. The original overdramatic ad with its cheesy special effects and actors has already been parodied all over Youtube and then on the Colbert Report last week, so everyone can just stop it now.
• Has anyone stopped to think for a second how these tough economic times are hurting Spencer Pratt? "We definitely don't receive a $100,000 to show up at nightclubs, anymore. So that's one huge life-changing difference. It makes me miss the old days." Wow, we had no idea it was that bleak out there.
• LeAnn Rimes proclaims her love for her husband one more time for the nonbelievers. We thought this would end after the Lifetime movie, turns out she has a book to promote now.
• Lauren Conrad told reporters yesterday that she needed an acting coach for Family Guy because there were "a lot of facts and a lot of big words." Is that like a joke?
• When you're a billionaire like Richard Branson, kite surfing with a naked model on your back is just normal.
• Real Housewives of New York's Kelly Killoren Bensimon offers Heidi Montag a glimpse of the future.
Eva Longoria Parker brightens up today's Big Picture gallery.