Link Party: Kim Kardashian Likes Things About Kim Kardashian

E!'s reality star doesn't care what you say as long as you're talking about her. She's probably sad she has to share today's Link Party

• Kim Kardashian's response to Eminem trying to spoof her in his new music video: yay attention! Cellulite, lame raps about her ass, our Kim K. doesn't care as long as you say her name.

• Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty, and beauty is the essence of Drew Barrymore in Elle.

• Don't worry, Michael Lohan has cleared his schedule to resurrect Lindsay from the breakup in a true Easter miracle. Everything's going to be just fine.

• How else is Burger King supposed to sell Spongebob Squarepants kids meals?

• Gwyneth Paltrow and all her GOOP are reportedly at fault for Scarlett Johansson's missing curves.

• The island of St. Lucia can't get rid of Amy Winehouse. She's back for more half-naked streaking, crazy yelling and horseback riding.

Hmmm, what are the famous people doing today? Looking pretty, running errands in a bikini, taking the kid to the park—you know the usual Big Pic happenings.