Fame Pictures• Paris Hilton took a break from making out with Doug Reinhardt to get all bondagey for some photo shoot. We're just wondering if Lady Gaga knows her sunglasses are missing.
• Just in case you're wondering, Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston are not tying the knot. She was just trying to be Koi about their relationship.
• Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are trying to keep it together and work through their issues, which are vast and listed here.
• The jumpsuit trend made a splash at the Hannah Montana: The Movie premiere last night, especially among the Suite Life on Deck ladies. However, Debby Ryan's ought to be thrown overboard while Brenda Song's sent her straight to first class.
• Poor Bear Grylls is going to have to survive a whole different kind of wild when he teams up with Will Ferrell!
• Dear Malia and Sasha Obama: Yeah, we were flabbergasted by Miley's power trip as well. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
The stars in the Big Picture gallery are so bright, Amy Poehler has to squint.