Flynetonline.com• Madonna's nanny quit, so Madonna fired her before the the notice period was up. No big deal except that a personal assistant was supposed to be sent to Malawi to select a new baby for Madge next month. Ah...chaos!
• Here's a special Hoedown Throwdown dance lesson for everyone courtesy of Miley Cyrus.
• When Lindsay Lohan told Nylon she'd be working more than the occasional trippy European commercial if Seth Rogen would just call her back, she was lying. Seth says, "That's not true—I never got a call from anyone that works for her." Oh well, how about a shopping trip on Sam's credit card?
• Octomom is now halfway there to having all eight babies home.
• Katy Perry is reportedly dating the genius TV theme song medley performance artist Josh Groban.
• Lauren Conrad's clothing line is over on hiatus. Like any savvy business person, she blames the economy.
Nothing like a little Halle Berry-Nahla action to get the morning started right in our Big Pic.