• Oprah actually shared the cover of her O magazine, and all it took was Michelle Obama wearing a plastic belt.
• Lauren Conrad explains why she's done with The Hills: "I'm excited to go back to having just one life, because there were times that I got them confused."
• Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson make for some pretty unconvincing drug dealers, just like Vanessa Hudgens and Zefron make a pretty weak Sleeping Beauty and Prince Phillip.
• It just doesn't seem worth it to have Pamela Anderson and her unwieldy breasts model in your fashion show.
• Here's Ryan Gosling, just flaunting his cool, playing with some sugar cubes and thinking so hard because that's what cool dudes do.
Let's go run imaginary errands with the famous people in today's Big Pic gallery.