Do you want to build a snowman? Great! Let's start with its thigh highs.
Wants to build a sexy wall to keep out sexy Mexicans.
No monocle?! What? That wasn't sexy enough?
Finally, a costume perfect for everyone who used to watch Edward Scissorhands and think, "I just wish he had boobs and no dick!"
Capt. Crunch?! C'mon. Everyone knows the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Baker is the hottest of the elderly cereal mascots.
Do you think she smells of fries? I bet she smells of fries (whispering) down there.
Take previous caption and replace "fries" with "burgers".
This isn't a Sponge Bob costume. It's not even a Sponge Bob t-shirt.
Found her! Although the conflicting feelings I'm having make me wish I didn't.
Stick me in the Augustus Gloop tube right now please.
Hey, why not.
Of course.
It's not sexy but it does reveal a lot.