God damn. Look at this f*cking pumpkin. Sitting on the grass like a f*cking punk.
Look at this f*cking pumpkin being all like, "uhhhh is it Halloween yet?" Get the f*ck out of here pumpkin it ain't motherf*cking Halloween yet.
This f*cking pumpkin is all round and sh*t.
What are you smiling about, pumpkin? I'll f*cking throw your ass into the street.
Oh hell no. Three f*cking pumpkins? Get me out of here.
This pumpkin is in a motherf*cking pie.
Oh F*CK no. F*CK. no. That's like a thousand f*cking pumpkins. F*ck this. F*ck this sh*t.
This ain't even a f*cking pumpkin. It's a f*cking orange.
Oh sh*t this is an old ass pumpkin.
Wipe that smile off your dumbass face, f*cking pumpkin.
This pumpkin ain't even f*cking real. It's f*cking drawn.
Aw, shit. An irregular pumpkin? Get the f*ck out of here with this sh*t.