Double the fun!
This is what he meant by "beyond"
"A wet and wild adventure" indeed.
Man, I ain't squeezing nothin'
Put it up to your mouth! (Don't put it up to your mouth)
All the fun of a dildo and a syringe, combined!
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a teenager with a large bottle of Lubriderm can
And yet, they still went extinct
*Cue "Beauty and the Beast" music
That, sir, is not a finger.
Look at his face. He knows what's going on.
Japan's greatest mecha-hero
"Whoooooooooooo makes you inflate him through an ill-advised tube?" "SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!"
That should really just be Barbie's business
If only there was another word for a male chicken!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na EMOTIONAL TRAUMA!
He's either supposed to be jerkin' it or pounding back shots, so this one's a no-win either way