Both hands on the hips, people.
I'm just bones. It's the best I could come up with because I'm basic as sh*t
Toot toot! Here comes a poorly thought out costume design. Toot toot!
Hey, is Leslie ok? I'm only asking because her history teacher says she's become obsessed with talking about Plague era London.
The pressure Murray's mom put on him to wear this costume is nothing compared to the full court, soul crushing med school campaign she has planned for his senior year of high school.
Fashion week, bitcheeeeeees...I look like who? Pee-Wee, what?
Yes, I look like a 50s house wife 24/7 and sometimes one of my sleeves is longer than the other but did you hear, I make my own dresses.
No joke here. This Chucky costume straight up looks like Carrot Top.
It's everyone's favorite: Homeless Rope Child! What's he doing with that rope? Oh Homeless Rope Child, with you the laughs never end!
Oops...Well, better make a costume out of this situation.
This is my son, Raymond. He's real quiet and serious but he'll fix the crap out of your engine with his machete.
GIVE TO ME ALL THE PATCHES!!!!
It's not just a costume. It's also the funniest thing he's ever cried at home alone in.
I'm sorry, sweetie. I heard Potner not Potter. Oh well, we take what we can get.
Why sp serious? (About my corn and sausage fritters)
If you wanted to make a horrifying Burt costume you might as well make him super buff too.
Grandma wore some mighty comfortable slacks...God I miss her.
"Yeah, it's like my favorite movie! Especially the part with the aliens."
Dang, they tied the ol' ball 'n chain to this young lady, and made her wear heels. This just isn't her Halloween.
Offend everyone at the party with this stereotype!
"But I still get to dress sexy."
Ready to board the USS Douchebag? Let Capain Dudebro be your guide on your wonderous, drunken journey through Halloween!
"Hey, this is still funny... right?"