QVC Science Experts: The Moon Is a Planet

QVC hosts are not Neil DeGrasse Tyson

By Andy Neuenschwander Jan 15, 2015 9:25 PMTags

QVC is a great place to spend more money than you should on cheap wares that are probably much less expensive on Amazon. It's also a great place to get Soup clips.

It is not, however, a great place to learn about science.

After Isaac Mizrahi and Shawn Killenger finish their stint on QVC selling patterned muumuus, word is they'll be taking over for Neil DeGrasse Tyson on Cosmos. Future episode titles include:

"I Think Mars Is the One With the Rings"
"We Should Land an American on the Sun, Why Haven't We Landed on the Sun?"
"Cameras Run on Magic"
"I Know What a Damn Asteroid Is, Dave, I Saw Armageddon

and

"I'm Pretty Sure Cats Are Just Small, Weird Dogs"