Why must life end?

What is the purpose of growing old?

These are the questions of the great philosophers of the world. And also of this crying little girl whose brain is super tiny and who hasn't experienced an ounce of pain in her life.

Listen, little girl, we get it. Life sucks. As we age we get less cute. When we turn 100 we automatically die. These are the harsh realities of the world we live in. God willing that by the time you reach old age we'll have developed the technology to extend your life to 101, maybe even 102 years old.

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