Get ready for the most polite head-on collision of your life.

Kim Kardashian's Butt + Time = That Butt's Going to Drag Along The Ground
Riding Your Bike the Wrong Way multiplied by A Pedestrian Not Using a Crosswalk = 0

Is it racist to assume this took place in Canada? Who else would be this polite when getting hit by bike? Our guess is only those with free health care!

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