All we want to do is sit near this woman at all times and hear what she has to say. We have to imagine that this tale about Jelly Beans is only scratching the surface of her erotic adventures.

We can't decide what's more horrifying: That she shoved a bag of jelly beans up her ass, or that she can't find them 24 hours later.

In any case, we now know a new Jelly Bean recipe. If you combine cherry and chocolate pudding Jelly Beans it tastes like a chocolate covered cherry. If you combine any Jelly Bean with this woman's ass, you get the Bermuda Triangle.

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