Our E!nd-Of-The-Week Garbage Plate is back, and this time with all the fervor of a Sloppy Joe and the visual appeal of a naked mole rat.  As always, we recommend shoveling all 93 grams of fat down at once, so that tomorrow you can really jumpstart your ketosis. That was always the plan. 

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Ground beef: Did he use leave-in conditioner? A special type of pomade? E! has the story—or sorry, a photo—of Jared Leto's hair. 

Macaroni: Wait so IS Brandi Glanvilled over her feud with Leann Rimes? Luckily there's an article to remind us that this was a thing.

Baked Beans: Breaking news. Kim Kardashian flaunted her cleavage.

Onions: Paris Hilton did not wear underwear to her birthday party. In other words, even underwear was "too busy" to attend.

Home fries: Adele left her house in an oversized sweater. Why would she ever decide to do that?? E! brazenly suggests she was sleepwalking!

Egg: Katie Holmes took some time for herself, that is until we showed up!

But for real...

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