There are certain rules you gotta follow if you wanna survive on the streets.

Rule #1: Don't be a snitch.
Rule #2: Don't play with your motorcycle around cows.

And that's it. Watch this video to see what happens when you break rule #2.

On a related note, we would like to propose a slight alteration to the tradition of the Running of the Bulls, and that alteration is to give every person a motorcycle. And also give the bulls motorcycles. Also, no helmets allowed. Let's really make this year's Running of the Bulls truly special.

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