Come on in, girl. Get comfortable. Slip off that weird fur coat I bought you from the flea market and come sit next to me on this rickety Ikea couch.
You want a massage, baby? Sure you do but FYI I've never learned how to properly give one so it's going to be five minutes of awkwardness most of which will be me trying to "accidently" touch your side boob.
No massage? Ok, sweetness. How about this? I'll pour you a coffee mug of wine I bought at a Dollar Store and we'll just sit here, chilling and listening to these hot sexy jams from rapper Supa Day until we're in the mood...or drunk...or both...or you go home.
In this first sexy jam, Supa is taking time out of his busy schedule of being alone in a bathrobe all day to pay his special lady a supa gross compliment.