A former "star" of TruTV's South Beach Tow is outing the show as scripted and fake. Imagine our surprise. Here we were, astonished at all the thrilling feats Bernice, the show's featured driver, has been through. In fact, we're still not sure we believe these claims. I mean, how do you script a woman falling several stories out of a parking garage, surviving, then getting up to smash a window and tow a car? You just can't make this kind of stuff up.