We support safe sex. We even support old man safe sex, but this family condom commercial leaves us feeling real gross. Trojan's attempt at being hearfelt and sweet falls apart the moment we realize that this grey haired lothario is headed for a super-intense bone sesh and HIS SON TOTALLY KNOWS. Take a look:

"I know you love bareback, dad, but please think about STDs and creating more children with a woman you are not married to. Seriously, we can't raise anymore of your illegitimate children. Here, wear this condom that'll feel like you're not wearing a condom so that your penis doesn't go flaccid. I love you, dad."

They cut it from the commercial, but they filmed a scene where the dad puts the condom on, stops for a moment, then whispers, "I love my son."

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