The holidays will be here faster than you can say, "increased chance of heart disease," and if you're an employee of McDonald's, you're probably dealing with the same thing you do every other day of your life: the fact that you slave away at a thankless job for $7.25 an hour. But don't worry! Their "McResources" web site has a special section called "Digging Out From Holiday Debt," where you can learn to shove your frustrations down like a giant sack of Big Macs sure to fester in your colon for holiday seasons to come.
Here are some of their actual suggestions:
Break food into pieces so that you can eat less and still feel full.
Sell some of your unwanted possessions on eBay or Craigslist.
Sing to lower your blood pressure.
Take a holiday. It will reduce your risk of heart attack by 50 percent.