So much crazy sh*t happened on the MTV Video Music Awards last night and I'm not even counting the part where the whole thing made me feel like a 90 year old. It was a spectacle! Like someone ate only glitter and leather pants for twenty four hours then drank a Four Loco and barfed all over Brooklyn (and no one noticed because it's Brooklyn and that's what it's like now).
Here now is a run down of everything that happened last night...but you know, from our perspective.
First, Lady Gaga gave us all the creep eyes.