Next week, The Soup will celebrate a milestone. Our 500th episode. It's a big deal for us, and if you've been watching since the begining it's a big deal for you too. See, by diligently tuning in for all 500 episodes you've handed us a substantial chunk of your life. Here's how it breaks down:
500 episodes (with commercials) is 15,000 minutes, 250 hours, or 10 days of your life that you will never ever see again. While we thank you kindly for your patronage, you could have been doing so many other worth while things.
In honor of our 500th, here are but five examples of what you could have done with that extra time.