Have you heard of Bubble Football? Neither had we, until today, and we're kicking ourselves for this grave oversight. The practice of playing soccer whilst ensconced in giant inflatable spheres is rapidly catching on in Europe and, if there's a God or any sort of benevolent force in the Universe, will catch on over here in the States some time soon. It is magnificent. It is the ultimate expression of gutsy athleticism and unbridled competitive force. It...is a glory to behold.