The news chopper footage for this one was INSANE.

Grand Theft Tyco

Also found in the suspect's possession were 3 grams of Fun Dip, a Spongebob thermos, and well over $4.75 in pilfered lunch money.

Calling all cards! Have a better caption for this schoolyard street tough? Submit your own in the comments section below. The owner of the funniest and most original entry will be made honorary sheriff of for a day, here and on our Facebook page. Foil-covered chocolate badge not included. Our dragnet will conclude Thursday at midnight, so be sure to have your ideas in before then. Take 'em away boys (and girls)!

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