Miley, we know you're a woman now. But when did you become a lying liar who lies???

Last week, you told Elle Magazine that you don't like to post pictures of your dogs on Twitter because of how much you value your privacy. The news didn't sit well with our host.

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Apparently the Cinco de Mayo fairy heard our cerveza-fueled wishes, because over the weekend Miley posted an entire compendium of dog photos on Twitter and Instagram. She posted so many dog photos, Amanda Bynes called to ask if she was okay. The tasteless, in-your-face dog porn distribution went on for hours...

Miley Dog Insta 1

Gratuitous dog action

Full frontal dog

Doggie style

Miley Dog Insta 2

So Miley, it's clear you suffered some mental break that caused this lapse in dog decency.  Or were you kindly obliging Joel's plea? Or, are you just full of sh*t? After all, you did say this in the same interview:

"A star is someone who doesn't have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power. Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that's not just showing your tits." 

An interesting conundrum when juxtaposed with your Twitter profile pic:

Miley Profile pic

Figures. After all, you can't spell "MY LIE" without "MILEY!!!" 

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