Remember that trick you and your friend did in middle school where you stuffed yourselves into the same sweatshirt to make it look like you were Siamese twins? Except you didn't have a friend, so you did it with your dog?

We call FAKE. Everyone knows dogs hate Cosmo. Except for Lassie, that whore.

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