"To the man that waited on me at the Starbucks down on Main, I hope you understand
When I put on that t-shirt, the only thing I meant to say is I'm a Skynyrd fan
The red flag on my chest somehow is like the elephant in the corner of the south
And I just walked him right in the room
Just a proud rebel son with an ‘ol can of worms
Lookin' like I got a lot to learn but from my point of view"

                                                                                                                -Accidental Racist

While fans with questionable taste in music seem to appreciate Accidental Racist, a new song, or rather rough draft of a high school essay written and performed by Brad Paisley and featuring LL Cool J, some still feel it raises some X-adorned red flags. Complete with shoutouts to Robert E. Lee and Abraham Lincoln, the two men discuss the chains that bind us as clunkily as the lyrics themselves.

We know the first thing you want to do right now is put the past behind you. But we actually found the original mind behind these insightful lyrics! By simply excavating a patch of land in what once was known as Nazi Germany, we happened to unearth these lyrics straight from the 1920s! Finally, we know where Paisley got his inspiration.

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