Caption This!: Rite of Spring

Easter isn't just about celebrating the martyrdom and resurrection of Christ any more. You can certainly still do that, of course. Just be sure to find some time to traumatize your child for life as well. It is, after all, a time for new beginnings.

After going through the trouble of painting and hiding all those eggs, all the Easter Bunny wants in return is to feast on the tears of our children. For chocolate binges and weird-looking egg salad, it seems like a small price to pay.

Have a better caption for this unfortunate childhood development? Submit your colorful surprises in the comments section below and we will go on a little hunt for the funniest and most original among them. The owner of the winning caption will be showered with praise and virtual plastic Easter grass, here and on our Facebook page. Have your ideas in by Thursday at midnight or else the Easter Bunny will come in the dead of night to perch on your bed and watch you sleep.

Have a better caption for this unfortunate childhood development? Submit your colorful surprises in the comments section below and we will go on a little hunt for the funniest and most original among them. The owner of the winning caption will be showered with praise and virtual plastic Easter grass, here and on our Facebook page. Have your ideas in by Thursday at midnight or else the Easter Bunny will come in the dead of night to perch on your bed and watch you sleep. 

pic via Reddit