"Cry ‘Fowl!' and let slip the geese of war!" It may not be the most intimidating military procession out there but it's definitely one of the most impressive, if only because keeping in step with webbed feet is next to impossible.

Organic cornmeal helps, but regular exercise and a sense of camaraderie is what really makes for the best foie gras.

Do you march to the beat of your own drum? Trot out your best alternate title for this video in the comments section below for a chance at winning a limited edition T-shirt that you can parade around in. Cutoff will be midnight on Thursday. The funniest and most original submission to fit the bill will be celebrated with much fanfare. And by fanfare we mean honking and squawking and pooping involuntarily.

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