Finally, an animal magazine dedicated to exposing the cold, hard facts. Here, Tails magazine asserts that Rachael Ray is, indeed, a ruthless carnivore.

Rachel Ray eats Dogs Soup X2

But when it comes to friends, Rachael is fine with just a sprig of parsley.

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