It's been another unbridled week of Soup, and we're up to our glassy eyes in clips so good you'll slap your knees until they're the consistency of meat loaf. Now, here are the best of the batch.
1. 90210: When you're a nubile young lass and you want advice about losing your virginity, who do you go to? Mommy, of course, especially when she's got more condoms in her purse than valiums. Hey, it goes with the zip code.