On the most recent T.O. Show, Terrell and his assistant Kita went to Louisville and watched two horses have sex.

No, we know you're not talking about the horse. You're talking about the horse's ass standing directly to your left. Boom! Take that T.O! Yeah!

Also, T.O., sorry about the whole horse's ass thing. We were young and immature when we wrote that. In all seriousness, we hope you have a great year...because we drafted you on our fantasy team and need you not to screw it up by being the horse's ass that you are. Love you, buddy.


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