Queen Helena is always one to speak her mind!
In the above clip from the upcoming series The Royals, Elizabeth Hurley (who plays Queen Helena) gives viewers a deeper look at the racy and troubled royal family—and you won't believe what she has to say!
"I'm supposed to tell you what a wonderful year it's been," she begins. "I'm supposed to smile and stick to the script. But the truth is, as a family, as a monarchy, we're hanging on by a thread."
While what she said didn't get broadcasted to the world (watch the clip to see why), she still gives some really good insight into the new scripted series from E!
Here's what we learned...
Stickler for Tradition
She may be a modern queen, but she's all about tradition!
At the beginning of the clip, Queen Helena immediately notices her teacup isn't on a saucer and she refers to it as a "f--king disgrace."
Whatever you do, don't get between this queen and her tea.
Empty Marriage?
Queen Helena declares that her husband is "a stranger" to her, and we can't help but wonder what exactly is going on (aside from the fact that she wears the pants!)
Sounds like there's trouble brewing...
Crazy Kids
So apparently Princess Eleanor and Prince Liam are twins?
The Queen even has nicknames for them—Princess Party Animal and His Royal Horniness, respectively.
We can't wait to find out how they've earned them, although we're pretty certain that Eleanor dancing on tables in Europe is a pretty darn good hint!
Scandalous Sexcapades
The Queen fills us in on her son's recent trip to America, where he came to launch a Transatlantic campaign to benefit underprivileged youth...and ended up having a threesome in Miami!
Bad Role Model
On top of her bad girl behavior, Princess Eleanor isn't exactly setting the best example for young women who look up to her.
The Queen says, "Between her sexual media rants and her general lack of decorum and decency, she is single-handedly convincing young girls everywhere that growing up to be a princess means a lifetime supply of drugs, STDs, and the occasional gangbang." Yikes!
Watch the clip above to see the Queen's speech and get excited for March!
E!'s new scripted series The Royals premieres March 15 at 10 p.m.! Follow The Royals on Twitter and Facebook for the latest updates!