by Carrie Dilluvio | Mon., Aug. 18, 2014 12:47 PM
This got us thinking, besides being there to hug her, what else should you do for your BFF after a devastating breakup?!
12. Hide him on Facebook
She is going to freak out, but you need to take her phone for a little while. Remove his activity from appearing in her newsfeed on Facebook. The last thing she needs to see is him having fun, even if he's faking it. She needs to think that he's crying in bed too. But the reason you don't want to delete him all together is because he needs to see her out having fun, looking hot and adding new male friends.
11. Let her sob to Taylor Swift
No one understands a breakup more than Taylor. While it may make her feel worse at first, she needs to get that out. Let her listen to "You're Not Sorry" and "Teardrops on My Guitar" for a day. But then make sure she quickly transitions to "Mean" and "We are Never Ever Getting Back Together."
10. Bring her french fries and cupcakes
I mean, self-explanatory, right?
9. Ban her from speaking to him
This should go without saying, but you do not answer any of his calls and you better have a bottle of Advil and "The Notebook" on TV if you plan on texting that fool back. Just stay in your room with your phone off.
8. Hate him for her
Even if you loved him when the two of them were together, you have to immediately hate him. If he hurt your best friend, he obviously is a terrible, terrible person.
7. Make her question why she's even sad
Bring up all the things he did wrong during their relationship. Remember that time he didn't text you until ten in the morning on your birthday? Remember when he told the waitress that you guys were "good" when she asked if you wanted dessert? Remember that time he wore jean shorts?
6. Take her out, when she's ready
Even if it's just to get one good, outrageous and hot Instagram picture, she needs to get out of bed eventually. Or maybe it's just going out to eat, either way she needs to see the outside of her bedroom sooner rather than later.
5. Make sure her nails are done
You just always need to have your nails done. I feel like if you're not emotionally with it, you might forget.
4. Train her on what to say if she runs into her ex
This could possibly be the most important one. If your BFF and her now ex-boyfriend live in the same city, she needs to be READY. You need to train her on what to say, what to do and how to act when she eventually runs into him. "Ok, pretend I'm him. What are you going to say again?"
3. Ban her from Pinterest
Literally the last thing on the face of the earth she needs to see is her wedding board.
2. Reassure her that his new fling is ugly
Obviously he will never do better than your BFF and you need to make sure she knows that. There's going to come a point where someone uploads a picture of him and another girl and you need to immediately stalk her on every form of social media. Screenshot her ugliest and most embarrassing pictures that you can find and send them to your BFF. "See? I told you she's heinous."
1. Promise her that she'll find someone richer
Because it's just as easy to fall in love with someone who is rich, as it is to fall in love with someone who isn't.
Tune-in to a brand new #RichKids of Beverly Hills on Monday, September 1 at 10/9c on E!
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