On this week's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, we learned what happens when you pair a sexually frustrated Scott Disick with Khloe Kardashian. Namely, you get a lot of awkwardness.
We also got to see Rob Kardashian in the midst of a crisis with his ex, which even meant some trouble between him and Kim. As if that wasn't enough, Kim also got into a fight with Kourtney Kardashian over buying a house!
Of course, everyone in the family worked things out in the end...even Khloe and Scott.
WHAT WE LEARNED
Keep Your Hands To Yourself: We got a little TMI about Scott and Kourtney's sex life this week...or lack thereof. So when Scott started hanging out with Khloe and overshared, Khloe got uncomfortable. When Scott commented on her suggestive ice cream eating habits, she got more uncomfortable. Luckily, these two don't stay mad for long, and Scott apologized.
Delete It, Don't Tweet It: Rob was going through a tough breakup that unfortunately led to some regrettable tweet-rants. The stress was clearly getting to Rob, as he even went off on Kim for not asking Kanye to do a song with one of Rob's new lady friends. But with the launch of his new sock line, Rob got his confidence back.
Big Sis Gets the Master: While Kim was happy living in the convenience of the hotel, Kourtney was ready to get a house where she could cook and have more room to take care of the kids. At first, the sisters couldn't agree on a place...to the point where it turned into a fight. Eventually Kim decided to surprise Kourtney with a new house to make peace, and she even let Kourtney take the master bedroom!
ONE-LINERS
"The best form of revenge is a good body"—Kourtney
"You didn't even notice my new pinks"—Scott
"You look like a little Colombian drug lord, and I like that"—Scott
"He likes video hoes, there's nothing we can do about it"—Jonathan Cheban, on Rob's taste in women
"I mean, we don't want Scott to die, so..."—Kim
"She's just eating her food like she's used to Scott being a weirdo"—Khloe
Tune in tomorrow at 9/8c for another all-new episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!