Do we really need to say anything else about Sofia Vergara? Just stare and enjoy.
Tina Fey might play the lovable nerd but she's just lovable in this Narciso Rodriguez gown. It's sexy, revealing and accentuates her curves. We love it and want more!
It's not fair that Kerry Washington always looks this good. Can she seriously do anything wrong? We love the tasteful cleavage and sheer bottom. It fits her fit figure fittingly well.
Slow your roll, Anna Faris. Oh, and fire your stylist. We get what you were trying to do: Be a pop of color and grab our attention. But you're grabbing our attention for all the wrong reasons in this ugly yellow. We love the dress but would much rather see it in another color.
Is this the Emmys or a dinner party? Sarah Silverman's cocktail dress and scary heels do not look like something someone should wear to an elegant award show.
Allison Williams dress is just as the title says—boring! This fashionista usually knows how to rock the red carpet but this dress doesn't do anything for her.
It's like Julianna Margulies saw a phone case on Etsy and said "Make this into a dress!" The white gown really washes her out her fair skin and jet black hair. This look is better on a phone.
We love this look on Kaley Cuoco. She proves that you don't need to show cleavage or leg to be sexy. The light sheer in the middle is all we need.
Mindy Kaling is absolutely killing it in this Georges Chakra dress. It compliments all of the right areas and we love the bejeweled chain top. Work it, girl.
Sarah Paulson took low cuts to a whole nother level. She doesn't have the chest to pull this off and it just looks bad. Her hair clashes with the color of the dress and it washes her out. Not a good choice!
Ok, we get that you're a hipster Lena Dunham. Do you need to hit us over the head with it every time you wear something? We'd say this is her style and she owns it but we're so sick of the "cool but not cool" look to even care anymore.
Carrie Underwood is our prom queen from high school. The big flowy bottom and boxy top was the modest thing to wear back in high school and it should have stayed there. Carrie's been in so many other better looks and this doesn't do her justice.
How is Lena Headey not suffering from a wardrobe malfunction in this look?! We'd usually hate this look but something about that hair and that gaze makes it ok. The white pumps do a good job of pulling it all together.
We don't even know the color of Julia Louis-Dreyfus' dress because of all those...mirrors? It could be silver, it could be red, but we really don't know. Let's just say: beautiful. Easy enough.
This is how young Hollywood should do award shows. Sarah Hyland looks amazing in this CH Carolina Herrera design! The lace around her chest helps keep this look sexy without revealing too much.
Only Heidi Klum could pull something like this off. We should all start bowing down to our Fashion Queen overlord right now. Is it armor or heavy beading? All hail the queen!
Zooey Deschanel is wearing something somebody twice her age should be wearing. Zooey, you're young, beautiful and a star! Quit ruining all that good with this bad look.
It's a fashion no-no when your outfit matches the background. Taylor Schilling's people should have known the backdrop! We'll let her off the hook though because it's her first Emmys but we can't excuse this bland look. There's not much going on and the high middle slit just seems to have been thrown in there to add something. She's beautiful and could have done so much more!
That's all we can say about Emily Deschanel's Houghton gown. The cut is weird, the color is bland and there's nothing nice to say about the look. Next.
The top of Anna Gunn's dress looks like it was burned in a terrible "cooking" accident! We think it was meant to be a floral design but it's too busy to even tell. We love the cut and color but can't stop wondering if her tatas are burnt to a crisp.
We're used to Zosia Mamet dressing in a very "unique" way but we're glad she toned it down in this colorful frock. The flowers give her a very feminine look and we actually like the unique waist. Her boobs look like they're wearing sunglasses but we're just glad they're covered up.
Ok, Mayim Bialik looks great and the color looks perfect on her, but the bottom material looks like a tablecloth. It's already wrinkled from sitting and ruins the look by bringing our attention to the flaw. She needs some wrinkle releaser stat!
Is Aubrey Plaza sending a message that she wants to be on American Horror Story: Coven? The cut makes it look like it's from the 1800s and the sheer with that material underneath is an eyesore. Oh, and is that popcorn stuck to her arms?
Maria Menounos glams it up with major accessories and major cleavage. The color goes great with her skin tone and the cut of the dress fits her body amazingly well. And what about that necklace?! Glammin' it up!