Every Friday on Fashion Police, Joan Rivers, Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osbourne and George Kotsiopoulos go off on what the celebs put on. Watch the show, then check back here for a recap of the best quotes and your chance to weigh in!
Joan on Courtney:"God bless her for standing up! I'm so proud of her. I think red is a great choice. Except not for her, because when she passes out on the carpet, they won't be able to find her!"
Joan says:"I love that dress, because she can go dancing with all those lights and then at night she can ride her bike home in safety...It looks like the neighborhood kids T.P.'d her. "
Giuliana says:"I saw her on the red carpet that night, and later people asked if it looked better in real life. No. It did not look better in real life. It may have looked worse."
Joan says:"It's like Big Bird's cousin, Mean Bitch Bird."
George says:"Too much print, too many curves. It just looks terrible."
Joan says:"Even Amish men won't masturbate to a woman in that dress. It looks like a cheap hotel room under a black light!"
Kelly says:"She looks like something from Star Trek in the '80s. I don't get it!"
Kelly says:"She's trying to go along with the theme of the movie, but she looks like she's going to a fancy dress party as an office worker."
Giuliana says:"She looks like one of the contestants on The Apprentice. Ridiculous."
Joan says:"Buy an iron! It looks like she's wearing a paper bag. If she hyperventilates, she'll be good."
Joan says:"This woman's worried about saving the free world, and she wears a chip clip in her hair? This is where Israel and Palestine walked out of the peace talks and said, 'We ain't coming back 'til that bitch puts a hat on!'"
Joan says:"I assume she's blonde, because nobody would say, 'Yeah, that's a go.' She looks like a hooker from Avatar."
George says:"Prada does frumpy frumpy, and they do frumpy sexy. This ain't frumpy sexy. She should not be wearing this."
Joan says:"It looks like formal night on a Rosie O'Donnell lesbian cruise."
Joan says:"What fun she had backstage! Aretha Franklin grabbed her and put her between two rolls."
George says:"I say bring on the A1 sauce! This is both disgusting/revolting and genius at the same time."
Kelly says:"I think she looks like the spokesperson for Big Red."
George says:"Gorgeous, but what woman wants a bunch of rosettes around her hips and her butt? That's the part you want to make look smallest, and she's making it look bigger."
George says:"Structure, structure, structure—your clothing needs structure!"
Joan says:"Where's the belt? She ate it!"
Kelly says:"She's always taking it to the next level. She's always thinking about what's going to be good for her branding and her line, and I love it!"
Joan says:"After seeing this dress, no one's having sex in any city. Chanel makes for tall, thin women. She is teensy tiny, and they are just ruining her by putting her in clothes that are not for a small woman."
Joan says:"I love it. I even excuse that she looks like you need a margarita. Don't you want to say to her, 'You're a cute girl, but waitress, where are the chips?'"
Joan says:"Next time you're in Italy, provide your stylist with specific instructions rather than just, 'give me something that won't show spaghetti stains.'"
Joan says:"That's a star. This girl is perfect, perfect, perfect—in what she wears, what she thinks, what she does. I'll bet she's got the cure for cancer in her purse!"
Joan says:"Oh, how nice of Betty White to lend her this dress. She looks like Helen Mirren ... who's let herself go."
Joan says:"Looks like an Atlantic City hooker who got a sewing machine from one of her Johns—and no lessons."
Joan says:"The biggest bomb to hit Japan since Hiroshima."
Kelly says:"Minus the makeup—because she is only 18—she looks really cute. I think she's fun."
Kelly Osbourne says:"I think it's a crap dress all around, but I will say I love the fact that she's wearing it with a boot [for her broken foot]."